Prostitutes offer Ugandan men free sex after Cranes win

Prostitutes offer Ugandan men free sex after Cranes win

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Following the Uganda Cranes thumping of Toogo in the World Cup qualifiers, the sex-workers in Kireka decided to weigh in on the excitement the win incited in the whole country. Led by the chairman, a lady called Nuulu Kiyemba, they held a meeting earlier this week to make announcements to all men in the country.
The meeting was held for the sole purpose of informing all the male supporters of the Uganda Cranes that the services were for free.
“As of today, and the whole week, the services of every member of the association of sex workers in Kireka are going to be free. Because we value the nation’s win and want to credit the supporters of the game for the full support they showed at Namboole. So all of the men shouldn’t hesitate to walk to their favorite sex workers and transact in whichever way their agreements will deem appropriate” Nuulu said, before the Boda boda men broke into ululations, chanting and hooting their motorcycles’ horns hoarse, like she was an aspiring minister who had promised to give everyone a car.
When asked whether the association she led was legal or registered anywhere, she said she doesn’t answer stupid questions.
The rally was held at Kireka opposite Shell petrol station and was massively attended, albeit by mostly Boda Boda men and individuals who own stalls in the Kireka Market nearby.

The crowd in Kireka
The crowd in Kireka
Some of the attendants of the rally rejoicing.
Some of the attendants of the rally rejoicing.
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