Because our local celebrities are subjecting us to endless drama, scandals and uninteresting political issues, we’ve decided to busy ourselves by, well, looking away. At least for today. For, It’s woman crush Wednesday. The day when we crush on women just for the sake of it.
The honor this week goes to Kenyan socialite, Corazon Kwamboka. Sorry Ugandan girls, blame Leila Kayondo for spoiling your chances. Because heck, someone figured someone would give birth to some one like her so they crafted an adage; “It takes one bad apple to spoil the whole barrel.” We are thinking all Kampala babes are of a moral character such as Leila’s or worse. Nude stars, gold diggers, unfaithful and what not? Does that justify our leap from Uganda and across the border? No? Your opinion wouldn’t have mattered anyway!
To say we crush on Corazon will evoke envy from the Ugandan girls but lets be frank, who wouldn’t. We love a girl with brains and beauty, yet she cuts it in more than just that regard. She is a law graduate, fluent in both English and Kiswahili. Complicated Law terminologies roll off her tongue easily, on a daily, as though she was born and raised in the queen’s palace. But don’t be fooled; Corazon was born and bred in Kisumu, Kenya. Who said a woman cannot have both beauty and brains? (Shut up Leila)
But see, her law degree and brains are a story we wouldn’t bore you with, even on a Sunday.
Like all success stories, there is story of a Corazon without the body she has now. But this one, this one would make Desire Luzinda and Winnie Nwagi withdraw from a booty competition and resort to growing Malewa.
Her body is to die for. Carved for the body huggers. And a waste line created by the efficient work of a gym chisel, specifically to create volcanic eruptions in the men’s nether regions. Step aside Ugandan girls whose booties look like someone was preparing their surface area for contour ploughing. We give you, Lily Corazon Kwamboka.