By Ernest Bazanye
i Where are you?
11. Have you reached America yet? My guess is that that’s where you’re headed.
111. You don’t strike me as a woman who just gives up. And Melania is clearly pashing on jobbo. Si you go to Washington?
1v. I know all the Gucci stores you like are in California, but that’s what Air Force One is for, right?
V. People say you had a tough job having to have married sexual intercourse with Robert Mugabe. How much do you lol?
Vi. I mean, he was nine thousand years old. Didn’t his penis leave power even before he married you?
Vii. There are so many seminars empowering women to be independent and successful. Why don’t you start one for the neglected gold diggers who want to be successful by marrying rich old men?
Viii. I have to ask: did you plot this because dude was taking too long to die?
Ix. Cos we know you didn’t plan on being Mrs Mugabe for this long. Did you?
X You go to America. Trump won’t refuse. Will you make a show to compete with the Kardashians? Attached pix of the Mugabes with some added captioning. The picture is from the New Visi