PAID TO PRODUCE. WHY GAVA SHOULD GIVE MOTHERS 23K AND YOU SHOULD...

PAID TO PRODUCE. WHY GAVA SHOULD GIVE MOTHERS 23K AND YOU SHOULD SHUT UP ABOUT IT

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By Tom Rwahwire
Gava has decided to launch 23k at every mother. Paid to Produce is what I think they should call it. And then I get a job as a copywriter and put that on my CV. As my biggest hit.

“What are people going to do with a mere 23k? Twala there! Gavumenti! Useless!”

That is what people be screaming when they hear this. Not understanding.

Let me help you.

So if you are male and have five baby mamas, and you probably do, given the rates at which Uganda impregnates itself, that means 100k.

Then if they are not empowered, that means they are not allowed to touch money. It is yours now.

And if inflation comes and 100k extra money from government is not enough for you, as a deadbeat dad, to survive, you still have free sperm. Just invest in another mother.

So now that I have explained it, you can stop complaining.

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